Archive for February, 2010

themedinner

Posted 25 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Downtown, Eating OUT, Uncategorized, Wurstkuche, vegetarian

With Jacob in town and Ryan’s birthday coming up, it was only natural Sunday night turn into a sausage fest. And then after they did that, they picked me up with their friend Anthony, and we headed downtown to Wurstküche.

I kept taking pictures of Ryan with the flash while he was trying to parallel park. Just testing his skills under pressure.

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Once we got inside Jacob and Ryan immediately went into ecstasy thinking about the sausage they were about to eat.

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So many choices:

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Vegetarians–note your three sausage options in the corner. Yes, that corner, directly next to the alligator and pork sausage. You don’t mind, do you?

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I tried to take a picture of the cashier cause he looked like my friend Josh, but he immediately suspected my presence and hissed at me with his eyes.

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I ordered the vegetarian smoked apple sage sausage with grilled onions and sweet peppers and some fries to share with Jacob. Then I took it upon myself to find the best seat in the house. We looked out on the whole dining hall.

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Sasparilla soda:

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Apparently I think it’s funny to make this face in pictures:

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Saucy:

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Anthony ordered the Sante Fe turkey sausage with jack cheese and jalapeño peppers and thought I would never remember that. Which I took as a personal challenge and, clearly, won.

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He ordered it with grilled onions, sauerkraut, one red pepper, and one green. Just kidding.

Ryan got what I got–the vegetarian smoked apple sage sausage with yukon gold potatoes. Does anyone else think about Dan Quayle every time they type “potato”?

P.S. RyMac is not a vegetarian, but the veggie sausages here are good enough to be ordered and enjoyed by a meateater.

He got his with onions on top. Maybe too monochromatic for my taste.

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Here’s mine, but with sweet peppers added.

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Jacob had what I might have ordered if I wasn’t vegan and if I wasn’t freaked out by lamb casing–the apricot and ginger sausage, made of chicken and turkey. Throw in the lamb casing and Ol’ McDonald had a farm.

Here are our sausages next to each other (teehee):

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We also split an order of super delicious fries, curry ketchup and tzatziki dipping sauces.

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The sausages are vegan, the fries are vegan, and the beers are vegan. Not all dipping sauces are and the bread most likely contains eggs and honey. The sausages are not prepared to strict vegan standards. I didn’t eat the bread since it was not vegan. Ended up with a bun and onions=bunion? Gross.

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Still hungry?

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Ok, then I have an idea. Let’s drive really far to Ice Pan for ice cream.

I think Jacob got strawberry with bananas and caramel sauce mixed in. What a princess.

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He could hardly contain his excitement. Or his ice cream.

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Ryan continued on his phallic trajectory for the evening and ordered banana ice cream with bananas mixed in. He’ll take that with a side of tanning bed and a sprinkle of cashmere.

Ryan, you’re never hanging out with me again, are you?

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Anthony, I have no idea what you got cause it looks exactly like what Ryan got. You win this round.

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He rudely interrupted an illicit sex act in the public restroom. That clue alone should help you determine that Ice Pan is right on Santa Monica Boulevard at La Brea.

My ice cream was kind of awesome. Green tea (made with soy milk) coconuts and strawberries. The girl taking my order adamantly rallied for me to get my coconut mixed in and strawberries on top. I didn’t want them on top. I wanted them mixed in. I am weak and I acceded in fear of an “I told you so” look in the event she was right.

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I love these outings when Jacob comes to town. I guess I’m allowed to hang with all the boys because I make more penis jokes than all of them combined. Ryan don’t hate me happy birthday bye.

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thingsinjars

Posted 23 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Eating IN, Side dish, vegetarian

Jacob’s cousin/my buddy Ali is a magical creator of all things preserved, pickled, and, I don’t know…put in a jar for winter months?

She hooked me up with a jar of freshly made sauerkraut when I saw her last Sunday and advised me to eat it with crackers.

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I followed her instructions and it worked.

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Thanks, Ali…you’re the best! If you ever need a taste tester, I’m your man.

(Translation: every time you do something to food and put it in a jar, I want some).

switchitup

Posted 22 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Eating OUT, Hollywood, M Cafe, vegetarian

Things I don’t usually get at M Cafe:

Panino Margarita with tomato, soy mozzarella, basil-almond pesto on house baked focaccia.

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Carolina-style barbequed seitan sandwich with grilled onions, pickles, and coleslaw (p.s. I hate coleslaw) on a wheat bun:

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Sometimes I like to pull a fast one on the staff and order something besides the chopped salad, bi bim bap, or the seitan bowl. Throw’s them all into a real tizzy.

No it doesn’t.

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TforOne

Posted 22 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Eating OUT, Hollywood, Uncategorized, vegetarian

new favorite place alert…that isn’t actually that new. In fact, it’s been right under my nose ever since they opened directly next door to M Cafe. And since my nose is usually at M Cafe, I’m not sure why I was so opposed to trying it.

Turns out T Salon not only has an insanely vast selection of teas, from green tibetan tiger, which has notes of caramel and vanilla (!!) to Wheatgrass Mate (which sounds potentially gross but healthy).

Things I love about it include:

-major environmental commitment, including the biodegradable and recycled packaging, corn to go cups, organic teas and food
-tons of vegan options on the menu and vegan desserts
-cold teas on tap so you don’t have ice watering down your beverage
-wireless internet
-bright and airy

Things you might love about it but I don’t give a shit about include:
-events, tastings, and other shit like that.

I had a red lentil coconut soup (vegan) that sounded about amazing as it was bland. For some reason I still really liked it. Like a boring friend I’d be willing to hang out with again on a rainy day. Especially if she keeps showing up with three kinds of bread.

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I love the almond butter, cranberry chutney sandwich on whole grain bread. Although it is weird to me that it comes with a salad that has olives in it.

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The second time I got it, no olives. It made more sense. Both times the sandwich was delicious–a faithful reinterpretation of peanut butter and jelly.

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I’m actually sitting at T Salon right now. Isn’t that creepy? I just ate a different sandwich for lunch cause I’m crazy like that and I like to live on the edge by ordering the same thing only 4 out of 5 times.

Imagine this: lemony hummus, avocado, sprouts and tomatoes sandwiched in between olive bread. And I say imagine only cause I was hungry and couldn’t find my camera so um…this time the visual is really up to you.

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cookingcrush?

Posted 19 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Cooking Crush, hot babe

I just read No Reservations and realized that, despite my first impression, I think Anthony Bourdain is actually hilarious and rad and, sort of justifiably obnoxious. Good writer, great storyteller, unabashed and unapologetic beast of a chef. I used to see him on TV and think, who the fuck does this guy think he is?? But after reading the book I feel like, Oh, I get it, he earned his stripes, he’s allowed to behave like that.

And I like that he dresses like this. Still.

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And cooks like this. Or at least did.

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I almost filed this under cooking crush but I can’t bring myself to be attracted to this in any way, shape or form.

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Besides, not only is he married but I could never bring a guy like this home to my dad.

Unless…

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supportthelocals

Posted 18 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Hollywood, farmer's market, vegetarian

Check out my latest blog post on Huffington Post, where I cover one of my favorite farmer’s markets in LA–The Hollywood Farmer’s Market. Please comment, tweet, facebook, digg, and buzz up the shit out of it. It’s the only way I’ll know you care.

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Story HERE

Big Hug.

it’sathai

Posted 17 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Bulan, Eating OUT, Hollywood, Thai, Uncategorized, vegetarian

Bulan Thai. It’s no Jitlada, but you know what? At Jitlada I have to pretend there isn’t secretly fish sauce in everything I eat and at Bulan, I know it’s vegan.

What’s weird/amazing/scary about Bulan is they have very realistic fish substitutes. I’m used to meat and chicken imitations, like gardein and tofurkey, but I think this is my sole (get it?) experience with fake fish. And, surprisingly, it’s a positive experience. Nothing like this:

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Proof is in the pudding Crisp Fish with Green Apples:

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Most fried, tart, citrusy, vinegary, hot, delicious weird fake fish thing you’ve ever thought you didn’t want but were wrong about. Ever.

The Busaba Pumpkin with tofu, garlic, chilies and squash would have been better had it been hotter. My dining partner kindly pointed out the food got cold while I was taking pictures, so maybe it’s my fault, although I’m pretty sure, for once in my life, I was actually innocent.

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The Tofu Lahb salad could have done a better job imitating real life lahb but it had a personality of it’s own, and I can get down for sure.
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I ate at the location on Melrose, but the one in Silver Lake delivers to me, making them extraordinarily likable in my book given my desire for Poh Tak or Tom Yum when I’m sick.

You’re a steady, reliable, decent friend, Bulan. I plan on keeping you around. As long as the waiter doesn’t ever thrust his pelvis in my date’s direction while I’m eating again. I mean it.

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shojinchamps

Posted 12 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Downtown, Eating OUT, Japanese, Shojin, Uncategorized, hot babe, vegetarian

A couple of weeks ago, I took a cute boy to one of my favorite Japanese restaurants in LA. Incidentally it’s also one of my favorite vegan restaurants–Shojin, the quiet gem tucked away modestly on the third floor of a somewhat intimidating, very Asian mall downtown.

First of all, Shojin’s menu comes in a binder, if that’s any indication of how many ordering choices you have.

Second of all, while they were at Staples shopping for binders, they clearly stumbled upon these:

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which led to a whole lot of this:

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I ordered iced tea and my date had ginger ale, which I took a sip of before he even realized the eagle had landed. Make myself comfortable, why don’t I?

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As I sat down, I realized that I had lost my new, favorite, gift from my mommy purple scarf somewhere on the sojourn between car and restaurant.

I spent the entire dinner trying to imagine the whereabouts and foresee the fate of most favorite scarf.

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I let my date order since the entire menu reads like a series of haikus with pictures. In the spirit of bossing me around, he then stole my camera, set it to macro, and took my pictures for me. I’m taking him with me everywhere, whether he likes it or not.

We had the crispy curry broccoli and tofu served with Shojin ketchup:

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good shit yo.

Then we ordered the Shojin Go-Zen, a balanced assortment of traditional Shojin style dishes:

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Seitan Pepper Steak:

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daily vegetable dishes:

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kind of the most majestic tempura I’ve ever seen:

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(p.s. maybe I should limit the use of “majestic” to sea creatures?)

Then, because for some reason that wasn’t enough, we ordered The Caterpillar Roll with BBQ Seitan and Avocado:

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At this point we were pretty full and I was in not-so-silent mourning over my lost scarf. So…..

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Only one thing left to do, really.

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Schooled him, naturally. I don’t think he realized what he was getting into when he agreed to play Scrabble with me. Cause why on earth would he have guessed that I secretly played expert Sri Lankan strangers online for months a year during a very slow phase at work?

I’m going to file that under never should have admitted.

Got up to leave the restaurant and guess what I found:

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That’s more of a happy ending than any other I can think of that involves an Asian setting and a great date. Oh wait….

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bratpack

Posted 08 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Eating OUT, Hollywood, Il Sole, Italian, Uncategorized, vegetarian

Last Thursday, Kelsey, of PR firm Wagstaff Worldwide, was subjected to an entire evening at Il Sole with Diana, Sarah, Sook, and me. While she did intend to organize a food blogger dinner, I don’t think she ever anticipated us bullying our way into an exclusive dinner for just the four of us. Ha, we’re sneaky like that. Or maybe we’re just co-dependent.

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Il Sole is relatively small, but not in a La Buca pre-expansion sort of way. It’s intimate, cozy, romantic. Like I told my dinner partners that night, it reminds me of one of those places I can only afford going with my parents, you know, like Europe. But then once you’re there it’s so romantic that you wish your parents would beat it so you could sneak Andrés, the Spaniard you met when you broke off to smoke in a park, into your fancy hotel room. Actually, that’s not what I said to my dinner partners at all now that I think about it. Basically, take a date, not your parents.

Here’s their shot of the interior, but it was definitely more dimly lit when we were there:

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Because of the intimate atmosphere, and the restaurant’s generally over-photographed celebrity clientele, we were asked to take our photos sans flash so as not to be super obnoxious and ruin any meals/chances of sealing the deal with Andrés.

What I’m trying to tell you is, my pictures suck.

We had bread with olive oil and peppers to start:

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at which point the flash had to go night-night.

Kelsey had arranged for a bevy of starters, including some vegan options for me. I like her already.

Antipasto misto con verdure grigliate:

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Plus an extra plate without the meat:

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My personal favorite, Insalata di verdura stagionale all griglia, a seasonal grilled vegetable salad with avocado:

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Good ol’ dairy eating me yearned for this one. Can’t believe it’s been more than 4 years since I’ve had burrata.
Burrata pugliese con pomodori e rucola–imported burrata with vine ripened tomatoes, arugula, basil and extra virgin olive oil:

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Next each of us found in front of us a plate of parmigiana di melanzane alla napoletana, or eggplant parmigiana “napoli” style with a tomato, basil sauce, and parmesan cheese. a nice, small portion without the breading. dairy-eating lauren mentally bitch-slapped vegan lauren when this came:

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Il Sole is by no means a vegan restaurant and I pretty much never expect non-vegan restaurants to have vegan dishes on the menu, much less to accommodate my special requests. I was blown away, though, when I learned they had both rice pasta (!) and tempeh in the kitchen for picky people like me.

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This was actually a table favorite. Maybe they should throw it on the menu! No? Pushing my luck? K.

Lobster ravioli:

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Spinach ravioli:

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Baked Branzino and another fish, not sure which. Somebody tell me.

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At this point in the meal, a fan of Sarah’s recognized her from her blog and surprise attacked. She was so excited/nervous about seeing Sarah that she could barely hold still for me to capture the moment. It was pretty weird adorable.

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Dessert came and dairy-eating me gave regular me a one-two combo followed by an uppercut.

Not so much because of this:

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But because of this:

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Just as the world is a sad place without Michael Jackson, and Showtime is a sad place without L Word, my tummy is a sad place without bread pudding in it.

The Good News? You don’t need your parents to have a hot date at Il Sole, especially if you go on a Sunday. Chef Issac Rivera has introduced affordable Rustic Dinners on Sunday evenings so you can get the full family style Italian experience and the, holy shit, that was kind of a bargain, experience. You know the one.

For $35, you get to select one appetizer and one main course from a list of Italian comfort foods, including this tomato bread soup, veal osso bucco, sweet potato ravioli, branzino, lasagna, eggplant parmesan, and burrata, to name just a few of the prix-fixe options.

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You can opt to add dessert, ranging from $6-$8 and wine from $8-$11 by the glass or $29-$39 by the bottle.

Il Sole has been around for nearly 15 years, a rare feat in the restaurant world and a sign that sometimes usually it’s beautiful, simple, well-cooked food that outlasts trends like tapas and food trucks.

After dinner, Sarah convinced us all to join her for a drink at Delphine in the new W on Vine and Hollywood.

Crowd was exactly what you imagine. Prince of Persia meets Christian Audigier formalwear.

Decor was cooler than the place deserved maybe. Almost like a 4th grader having his architect mom build his Mission for the school project.

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Something’s not adding up.

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We had a bizarre after dinner combination of bread, olives, and sorbet. And more wine.

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I accidentally ate a giant clove of garlic out of the olive bowl, having mistakenly assumed it was an artichoke heart. Nobody’s fault but my own. That’s like mistaking me for Oprah. Clearly no resemblance.

Sorbet flavors were nothing to write home about–lemon, mango and raspberry. Lemon was popular, and since I’m a rebel without a cause I immediately rejected the lemon and bonded with the mango.

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Delphine? I wasn’t ultra impressed or super horrified, so I’d get peer pressured back into going.

Il Sole–I’ll be doing the peer pressuring. Every Sunday for the rest of our lives! Who’s in??

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ilikeyou/i’mgonnakillyou

Posted 01 Feb 2010 — by lolo
Category Breakfast, Brentwood, Brunch, Eating OUT, Tavern, West LA

Yesterday Diana, Sarah, Sook and I lurked at Tavern all afternoon to celebrate Sook’s belated birthday.

We sat inside under a giant skylight. Or was it outside under a giant canopy? Who’s to say?

Either way, apparently some people thought it was really bright in there.

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By the way, I was kidding, we were definitely inside and there’s no excuse for wearing your glasses inside at brunch unless your name starts with J. and ends with Lo, in which case it’s still unacceptable, but at least sort of expected.

Service was relaxed but professional. By relaxed I mean slow. Although it’s that kind of place and I’m glad they didn’t rush us. I might have been more glad if I could’ve eaten something else off the menu besides four leaf clovers, but that’s my own fault, isn’t it.

Bread for the table, served with salt and butter:

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Diana ordered monkey bread, too. Why do they call it that? Do monkeys like cinnamon?

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My salad had fennel, citrus, and green olives. It was perfect. For about 5 minutes. Until I wanted to stab myself in the eye out of hunger. Stupid veganism.

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Sarah had the wild mushroom frittata with spinach and, what–goat cheese? Came with potatoes that needed salt.

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Diana had the Tavern “benedict” with prosciutto and lemon.

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Sook had the smoked fish with toasted rye and what the website says is goat cheese, but what she reported to be whipped cream cheese. I trust our soldier on the front lines.

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At this point in the meal, fuck, it started getting really bright. I mean, just look at the ceiling:

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According to Sook there is a saying in Korean that says something like, if you make fun of something you will turn into it.

Koreans are a wise people:

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After I sexually harassed a teenager baking bread in the front on my way to feed the meter, I reported back to the table that I had scared him with my come hither look. I guess sometimes we don’t look as cute as we think we do. Diana called this my “come hither or I’ll kill you” look. Note to self, adjust friendliness in facial expressions before my next attempt at harassment.

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Diana’s come hither look involves props:

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Sook’s look is all about not looking:

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Sarah’s look was arguably the only one that would attract, not repel, the opposite sex:

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For dessert, creamsicle coupe? Seriously, Tavern, update your website. You’re making me look bad.

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Sook couldn’t keep her fingers outta this picture if her life depended on it. Fortunately it didn’t, plus it was her birthday so I let her slide.

Great brunch, beautiful spot, silly friends. See you dudes in less than a week, unless you haven’t forgiven me for the come hither part of this post, in which case I’ll just have to use my seductive facial expressions to woo you back. Don’t let it come to that.

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