Before I discuss a wonderful meal I had somewhere that is not Kassava, allow me to remind you they took three hours to deliver our disgusting food and then charged us for it.

Moving on.

The Veggie Grill.

And in particular, The All Hail Kale Salad.

I added blackened tempeh, the smell of which my date assumed was cigarette smoke for a good ten minutes. After accusing random strangers of smoking inside under his breath I finally realized what he was smelling was on my plate.

Thinking back I have no idea which “chicken” burger he got, but um, it was a “chicken” burger and it tasted good.

Side of Mac ‘n’ Cheese plus some wine from Trader Joe’s:

Yes, there is ice in our wine. Not because we are tacky, but because Trader Joe’s, for the love of God, please start refrigerating your booze. Otherwise you are useless to me!!!!!