If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and I’m used to eating skillety eggs and omelettes and turkey bacon and real bacon and scrambles and turkey sausage and regular sausage and so on for breakfast…then what am I supposed to eat now that I don’t eat meat? or eggs? (if you are bored to death with my new eating habits, don’t run away just yet. it’ll all be over in 9 days).

I usually eat some variation of this granola, acai, soy milk, berry situation:

Newsroom on Robertson:

Lulu’s on Beverly:

tofu scramble with veggie sausage to mix it up:

and a giant unacceptable pile of acai on top of granola at Mani’s that rendered me unable to eat another meal for an entire day. That does not normally happen in my world.

you hate me? i’m boring?

as Dawn Penn once said–you don’t love me and I know now.