pizzazz is like pizza with two z’s at the end, which brings me to…my favorite pizza place ever, Z Pizza. No, I don’t think it’s the best pizza in the world. Yes, I do appreciate the ability to order wheat crust and soy cheese, thereby avoiding dairy which I am allergic to and making myself feel about 2% less like a fatass. Because yes, I will eat a whole individual pizza on my own.

Wheat crust, soy cheese, artichokes, mushrooms–staples for me.
caramelized onions–big mistake. made my pizza soggy and weird. I’ve made worse choices than this, though, and I don’t mean pizza toppings. I mean this

Note to self: next time replace onions with sun dried tomatoes and Serbian boxer with a date who showers.